Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
That awkward moment when Eric Cartman is more tolerant and enlightened than the majority of people.
OKAY, SO I WORK IN A RESTAURANT
IT’S BLACK FRIDAY
AND A COUPLE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE COMES IN
AND BEFORE I COULD STOP MYSELF
"SO WERE YOU GUYS OUT HUNTING FOR DEALS?"
DO NOT DO THIS.
SOY SAUCE HAS A LOT OF SODIUM IN IT AND IF TOO MUCH IS CONSUMED AT ONE POINT, IT MESSES WITH YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM. YOU COULD SUFFER FROM SEIZURES AND POSSIBLY BE PUT IN A COMA.
LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GUY: http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2013/06/11/190707171/go-easy-on-the-soy-sauce-bro-it-could-kill-you
ANOTHER ARTICLE TO READ, IF YOU’RE CURIOUS: http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/much-sodium-chloride-potassium-do-6118.html
PLEASE DO NOT PUT PEOPLE AT RISK FOR A LAUGH.
my sister is allergic to soy, so that’s also a thing you need to worry about before doing this prank
But I am pretty sure whoever “drinks” this will immediately spit it out because I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure carbonated soy sauce will taste absolutely disgusting. Also if you take into consideration that they aren’t drinking /pure/ soy sauce, but soy sauce that has been put into sprite (therefore significantly thinned out), I think you could guess that one gulp is not gonna be the killer…..
Ahead of Monty Python’s first live shows in 24 years, the five surviving members take Matthew Stadlen behind the scenes of comedy’s ultimate encore
I ordered pizza without checking the driveway. I’m gonna meet the delivery guy out there, but I need more mats.
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
WHY IS THIS A THING
I need some of this please.
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk